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Sometimes, the players will bet items instead of money. If successfully claimed, they can be used in gameplay for Team Fortress 2.

MaxEdit

MaxGun+Badge

Unlock screen for Lugermorph and License to Maim

ItemsEdit

Lugermorph (Pistol Replacement [Scout & Engineer]) & License to Maim (Misc. Item, All Classes)

DialogueEdit

Max: Would you settle for a travel pack of tissues and a half-eaten jar of maroshino cherries? Winslow: Mmmm, I do relish a good cherry. But I'm afraid there may be an issue of parity. Max: I don't have any pears, either. Oh! I've also got 38 to 40k in uncut diamonds. But how about my gun and badge? Y'know, you can't put a price on a License to Maim. Winslow: Very well! The player to eliminate Max from the game will receive a pistol and a Freelance Police badge.

Eliminated from Play (after wagering the Crimestopper's Combo)Edit

Max:Enjoy! Don't put your mouth on that, though, I can't speak to its cleanliness.

Winning Another Player's Buy-inEdit

  • (Iron Curtain) (emphatically) It's...it's BEAUTIFUL.
  • (Everything else) If there's one thing I'm full of, it's useless crap!

Strong BadEdit

StrongbadGlasses

Unlock screen for Dangeresque, Too? Glasses

ItemEdit

Dangeresque Too? Shades (Misc. Item [Demoman])

DialogueEdit

Strong bad: Oh...Uh...I couldn't fit my briefcase full of cash in these pants, on account on my ample hind bosom. But I DO have these cool-cool-fady-shady Dangeresque glasses! They're worth like five ten thousand dollars...es. So, we're good right? You guys bought that? Winslow: If nobody else has a problem with it, Strong Bad will be buying in with collateral. Whoever knocks him out will recieve his buy-in.

Eliminated from Play (after wagering Dangeresque, Too?)Edit

Strong Bad:...well, crap.

Winning another player's buy-inEdit

Strong Bad: Maybe I'll use this to bribe The Cheat into doing something hilariously illegal!

HeavyEdit

HeavyGun

Unlock screen for Iron Curtain

ItemEdit

  • Iron Curtain (Minigun Replacement [Heavy])
  • Dealer's Visor (awarded to players who pre-ordered Poker Night at the Inventory before November 22, 2010).

DialogueEdit

Heavy: I am sorry. I do not have this money... I did, but Sasha has been very good lately, and I wanted to get her gifts. The money is gone. I have no choice... Max: Aw, you gotta play! Heavy: I have no choice but to buy in with Sasha, so I can keep honor. Max: It's... it's... beautiful! Heavy: I hope this is alright. Winslow: Ha, I see no problem with it. Whoever knocks him out will receive his buy-in.

Eliminated from Play (after wagering the Iron Curtain)Edit

Heavy: (Looks sadly at his gun) Goodbye, my love.

Winning Another Player's Buy-inEdit

Heavy: I will put this in my box of things I collect from dead enemies.

TychoEdit

TychoWatch

Unlock screen for Enthusiast's Timepiece

ItemEdit

Enthusiast's Timepiece (Invis Watch Replacement [Spy])

DialogueEdit

Tycho: Well this is embarrassing. I generally walk around with large bricks of money with which to buy into backroom card games, but I'm a little light this evening. Anyway, I think this should even it up.

Eliminated from Play (after wagering the Enthusiast's Timepiece)Edit

Tycho:{looking back, watching the Timepiece disappear} I'm going to miss that thing.

Winning Another Player's Buy-inEdit

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